December 15, 2003
Paris Hilton

Stuart writes:
Tom's sitting next to me, he's an idiot. He passed up Paris Hilton's phone number! He could have got it but he's a dumb boy. But we do still have the possibility of Brittney Spears phone number. Nevermind, he lost that one also. Dumb.
I don't think it's going to get much better here. There really was hardly any celebratory fire last night. I think it would make a much bigger difference if he were dead. that seems to be what many of these people want.
I couldn't shoot into the air for you, you know how the army people are about having a good time. Here's a pic of me doing the CowGod prior to Operation Iron Snatch. Stu
